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PostSubyek: Nasi Goleng   Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:08 am
Nasi Goleng

Seorang cadel ingin membeli nasi goreng yang sering mangkal di dekat rumahnya.
Cadel: "Bang, beli nasi goleng satu"
Abang: "Apa ... ?"
Cadel: "Nasi goleng!"
Abang: "Apaan?" (Ngledek lagi)
Cadel: "Nasi goleng!!!!!" ngamuk
Abang: "Ohh... nasi goleng..."


Sambil ditertawakan oleh pembeli yang lain dan pulanglah si cadel dengan sangat kesal. Sesampainya di rumah dia bertekad untuk berlatih mengucapkan "nasi goreng" dengan benar. Hingga akhirnya dia mampu mengucapkan dengan baik dan benar.


Hari 2 .....

Dengan perasaan bangga, si cadel ingin menunjukkan bahwa dia bisa mengucapkan pesanan dengan tidak cadel lagi.
Cadel: "Bang, saya mau beli NASI GORENG, bungkus!!!" kenyang
Abang: "Ohh ... pake apa?"
Cadel : ".... pake telol ....." (Sambil sedih) I'm dead


Akhirnya kembali dia berlatih mengucapkan kata "telor" sampai benar.


Hari 3 .....

Untuk menunjukkan bahwa dia mampu, dia rela 3 hari berturut-turut makan nasi goreng.
Cadel: "Bang, beli NASI GORENG, pake TELOR!!!! Bungkus!"
Abang: "Ceplok atau dadar?"
Cadel: "Dadal...!" (dengan spontan)


Kembali dia berlatih dengan keras...


Hari 4........

Dengan modal 4 hari berlatih lidah, hari ini dia yakin mampu memesan dengan tanpa ditertawakan.
Cadel: "Bang, beli NASI GORENG, pake TELOR, di DADAR!!!!!"
Abang: "Hebat kamu 'del, udah nggak cadel lagi nich, harganya Rp.2,500.- 'del."


Si cadel menyerahkan uang Rp 3.000,- kepada si abang, namun si abang tidak memberikan kembaliannya, hingga si cadel
bertanya.
Cadel: "Bang, mana kembaliannya?" pipiku memerah
Abang: "Oh iya, uang kamu Rp 3.000,- harganya Rp 2.500,-, kembaliannya berapa del ? (sambil senyum ngledek)
Si cadel gugup juga untuk menjawabnya oOo kmu ketauan , dia membayangkan besok bakal makan nasi goreng lagi.
Tapi akhirnya dia menjawab : "GOPEK... !!!"sambil tersenyum penuh kemenangan. hahaha


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PostSubyek: Re: Nasi Goleng   Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:16 pm
Bagus...
Cerita yang menarik...
Thanx a lot, UTB...


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PostSubyek: Re: Nasi Goleng   Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:07 pm
wkwkwk...
kirain mau bilang "lima latus"
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PostSubyek: Re: Nasi Goleng   Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:32 am
Wkwkkwkwk.
Kocak!

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PostSubyek: Re: Nasi Goleng   Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:37 pm
Kereeeeeeeeeeenn


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tukang nasi gorengnya minta di getok tuuh,,,
ngerjaiin anak cadel siih,,,,
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PostSubyek: Re: Nasi Goleng   Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:05 am
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PostSubyek: Re: Nasi Goleng   Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:21 pm
bagus bagus.. ngajarin kalo ditantang jangan mau menyerah..kalo di depan udah ada tembok halangan lagi, pasti masih bakal ada celah untuk melewati halangan itu.. siul
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lucu bgt si ceritanya muarah gemas marah hahaha tepoktangan
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